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For the health and safety (and courtesy) of others, the followings rules have been instated:

  • Rich's blunts can no longer be shared - he must blow 2nd hand smoke into your face, through a dryer sheet to filter.
  • Kevin and Ilija cannot share a bed for the first time in 15 years.
  • Steve will be sprayed with Lysol after each tinder visit
  • Ali and Ronnie will be allowed to share a cart because their breaths are in different atmospheres
  • Blake cannot put his bare hands into the dip
  • Chris must fly in 2 weeks early to self isolate
  • Lefty's lost balls will be treated as toxic
  • Jeff is allowed to fluff, because we can't be here all day.
  • No skirts this year

 

TK has spoken

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With all your analysis and theories starting to sound like Dechambeau, hopefully you don't play as slow as him too.  Initials should be BD not TK

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The reporters of The Smada Open Magazine have just posted breaking news......they have banned Fluff Jr from the tournament for posting stupid shit on the website.....stay tuned for more......

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Like Dechambeau, I added a bunch of weight in the offseason.  It just wasn't muscle...

 

Disregard the last post from the Smada Open Magazine, they are fake news.